You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I will pee on everything he values.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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