: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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