Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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