did you get engaged???
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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