Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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