My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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