shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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