I wish I could punch you in the face.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Oh Jesus.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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