You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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