People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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