FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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