He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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