you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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