I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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