matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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