is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
