Soap is not a condiment
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
