my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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