have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the day after is always just damage control
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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