the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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