and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
