I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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