love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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