I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
