WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
