The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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