Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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