he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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