Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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