Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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