dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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