So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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