Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
