Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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