jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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