Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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