I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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