i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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