I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize
