That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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