ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
