What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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