Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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