Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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