i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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