only you would photoshop your dick
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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