Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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