very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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