We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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