she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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