Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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