FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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