Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
tell me about the eggs
I'm really busy with my period
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