i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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