redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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