I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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