I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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