is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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